Ronery drivur

Looks like I'm single again. Was all set to see Nicola today when I get a text giving me the whole 'just want to be friends' bullshit. It's funny (I don't actually find this funny at all) because I said this exact thing would happen weeks ago, I said that if I didn't see her for a while she'd get bored and dump me. When we were going out she'd text me every day and keep saying 'I love you more' and was nothing but enthusiastic, but after not having seen her for over a week the text messages trail off, she's less enthusiastic, and then bang, we pass the point of no return and she can't be bothered any more. I guess it's my fault for forgetting that most teenage girls have the emotional stability of a biscuit.
All I want is someone to love, nothing more, someone I can dote on, take out to nice places, have a fun time with. I would've done anything for her, but apparently that's not good enough, I'm not good enough.
The first thing I actually did when I found out was post on /b/ that I'd just been dumped, the hilarity of their suggestions got me through the first few moments rather nicely.
So here I am, flying solo again. Let's take bets on how long for, six months, a year, two years? I'm betting on not getting another girlfriend before I'm 20 years old.